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*Ransack's making a report, because someone ought to* So far, the… - no_obstacle
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*Ransack's making a report, because someone ought to*

So far, the mission is going brilliantly. The planet is perfect, we haven't run into the locals and my team-mates... *he chuckles* are having more fun by the day, if I'm any judge. I've attached all our findings - readings, maps, images, the lot - so all I have to add here is that we're in no danger, our supplies are still plentiful, and a report on the recent food fight - because someone impartial has to give an account. So, in brief:

Round 1: Dune Runner was baking cookies (I haven’t asked why, or how) when Iceberg managed to string him up, throw a few buckets of tar over him and then beat him with a feather pillow. Not to be defeated so easily, of course, Dune Runner managed to get himself down and fight back with a spare pillow long enough to reach the cookie mix, which naturally wound up all over Iceberg. Iceberg retreated to the Nexus briefly and both sides regrouped.
 
Round 2: Iceberg struck back with a vat of salsa. Dune Runner apparently managed to splash some on him in return, but was forced back.
 
Round 3: Dune Runner obtained finished cookies and counterattacked. Iceberg attempted to return fire with a bowl of peanuts, but was hopelessly outmatched.
 
Round 4: Iceberg launched tacos. Dune Runner brought out a ‘pog gun’. Around the same time, Jungle Planet was colonised for first time by rabbits, though they reverted back to being rocks fairly quickly.
 
Round 5: Iceberg threw popcorn grenades to distract Dune Runner while making ready his own gun. A shootout ensued: pogs vs. popcorn. With no clear winner after ten minutes, both sides got bored and withdrew.
 
Round 6: Iceberg renewed the assault with gun and grenades, but Dune Runner cunningly led him into a pit trap containing large quantities of maple syrup. Too sticky to move properly, Iceberg was easily strung up for the bugs to eat and licked to death by the lizard. Dune Runner declared himself the winner via comlink; I naturally congratulated him and awarded him the lion’s share of the cleaning up to do.

And no, it's really not worth asking where they got any of their materials from. If you know, you know.

Current Mood: amused amused

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nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 17th, 2007 05:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Wow... I thought we had it bad with Ironhide overcharging himself and acting like that Bender robot on Futurama.
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 17th, 2007 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

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*chuckle* Did anyone get to tape it?
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 17th, 2007 06:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Nobody thought about it. But he does it all the time, so there'll be lots of chances.
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 17th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

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All the time?

Good grief.
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 17th, 2007 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

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That, and hitting on me, are his spare time activities.
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 18th, 2007 08:25 am (UTC) (Link)

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You should be the one to do the taping. Then you'd have something to scare him off with.
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 18th, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Jazz gave him a magnetic noogie, and that didn't scare him off :p
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 18th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Persistent, eh?
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 25th, 2007 09:23 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

Is that enough to work with?

She's a priestess of Primus. We've met her around the Nexus a couple of times.
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 25th, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

I don't know.

Oh. Huh.
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 25th, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

Wait until you find some more engineers. They'll have a field day.

She's very nice, though we're not attached to her god.
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 25th, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

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The humans have already had a feild day with it before it got wrecked.

Okay.
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 25th, 2007 05:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

Oh dear. How many death rays?
nottabeater From: nottabeater Date: October 25th, 2007 05:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

Actually, weirdly enough... none. @_@
no_obstacle From: no_obstacle Date: October 25th, 2007 05:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: text With an obvious pass of time

That must be some kind of miracle. It's certainly a record.
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